Always bring an umbrella for rain and/or sun.
If you are a nasty spectator...your kid will be a nasty player.
Good friends make losing an easier thing to deal with.
Never give Molly treat she has never had before at 11:05 pm cause she will wake you up at 2:00 and 4:00 and 5:45.
When Molly has to go, you better get the hell up and get her outside FAST.
Crackers taste really good at 2:00 and 4:00 in the morning.
Chickens talk in their sleep.
At 4:10 in the morning, even the most mundane neighborhoods seem dark and scary.
I love my dog, even when she has an upset stomach.